Actual conversation: Time warp

PLS: I think we should get everyone together on Wednesday to look through talks for the conference. That way there will be time to fix stuff before we go.

Grad Student: Well... we're leaving at 6:20am the next day.

PLS: We're leaving Friday.

GS: No, Thursday. We spending Thursday night at that collecting site you had us book.

PLS:

GS: I can go get the itinerary.

PLS: Are you shitting me?

GS:

PLS: Dude! Fuck. Sigh.