Too funny

Yesterday alone, people hit this blog for the following searches:
"how to make my ass look good"
"birthday note for a guy"
"grants.gov sucks"
"long hair lab"

I get the grants.gov one, but I'm pretty sure I don't have any advice about making one's ass look good on here. My wife tells me I don't have an ass, so the advice would be useless anyway. I guess you can count my happy birthday Darwin post for number two on the list, but I haven't discussed the hair length of people in my lab. Oh Google, thanks for the love.